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le 08/01/2013 à 05:00 par Pierre Maenner

Comment remettre en route les projets de « l’écrivain taxi de l’Europe »

Jochen Lembke est allemand, habite Freiburg et se baptise « l’écrivain-taxi de l´Europe ». Parce qu’il écrit, qu’il collectionne les pays où il a fait le taxi et qu’il se bat pour la cause européenne.

Jochen Lembke est allemand, habite Freiburg et se baptise « l’écrivain-taxi de l´Europe ». Parce qu’il écrit, qu’il collectionne les pays où il a fait le taxi et qu’il se bat pour la cause européenne.

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It´s as sad as it is unbelievable that people don´t learn from history, the only way they learn, if ever, is from personnel mistakes. Look at China, recently, didn´t they hear from London smog that killed thousands in the 50ies? And of course ´stan (like in ´nam, only that it stands for Afghanistan.) Back then, the English came in, got their arses whooped. Later, the Russians, their жо́па (same word) and then the Yanks come in and the same happens to their a-american asses. I mean it´s like dumb, dumber and dumbest, if it only weren´t so sad. There should be a sign at the border, warning everybody: there is nothing write home about in ´stan, dudes. Mountains, you know, valleys, you know, chasms and crevices, grim fighters, you know. Grim fighters that hide in every damn chasm, you know, high tech armies come in and broken down wrecks come out, so, better stay out and let us mind our own business. Pity there aren´t any of these signs. Or people are just to damn blind to see them.

This cocky foreign cab-driver David Cameron

Alright, now let´s see if I can get this sorted out.

So this cocky foreign cab-driver Jochen Lembke, no, wait this cocky foreign prime-minister David Cameron comes to England, no, wait, the continent and says, hey guys, you know what, your rules here stink! I want different rules that suit me better! You know, I have millions behind me in which names I speak! Now, make an exception and make it snappy and if you don´t, you know what, I just leave and be for myself. Sure, I like your country, no, wait, your continent, but not the way it is.

Alright, so what do you think HCO in Brighton & Hove would do about this? No, wait, the EU in Brussels would do about this?

Erm… probably they would say, look mate, if you don´t like it here, than don´t come here. These rules are made for everybody and we don´t want no German wisecrack, no, wait, English wisecrack coming telling us what to do. When we make an exception for you then any guy comes in and wants special treatment about his licence, no, wait, when we make an exception for you, then the Swiss will come and want to have it their way, and then Norway, too, bloody mess, right, so there is one rule for all and that´s settled. And frankly we´ve had it with you and that you always want special treatment, so make your little crusade, no, wait, referendum and then sod of!

So, politics´s a tough one, ey?

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